I just seriously looked in my freezer, thought “Well, I have vodka…” and wondered if I could put my Miralax in that. It took approximately two seconds to realize that no, that would not work for 3,000 different reasons. I found some orange juice which might still be good? Can’t find an expiration date.
I don’t watch the Bates Motel show but I see the gifs and the CFer with oxygen is walking around and dancing and I’m just like, if your on 24/7 oxygen you’re in a wheelchair. you are not dancing. you are not walking around school or wherever she is walking around. if you are…
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
You know you have awesome friends when you start coughing super hard and none of them bat an eye.
So many reasons to love Olivia Wilde.