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cfgirlflying:

I just seriously looked in my freezer, thought “Well, I have vodka…” and wondered if I could put my Miralax in that. It took approximately two seconds to realize that no, that would not work for 3,000 different reasons. I found some orange juice which might still be good? Can’t find an expiration date.

Maybe you can afford to wait. Maybe for you there’s a tomorrow. Maybe for you there’s one thousand tomorrows, or three thousand, or ten, so much time you can bathe in it, roll around it, let it slide like coins through your fingers. So much time you can waste it. But for some of us there’s only today. And the truth is, you never really know.
Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall | Submitted by jessicaloveex3 (via quote-book)

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

craving-oxygen:

I don’t watch the Bates Motel show but I see the gifs and the CFer with oxygen is walking around and dancing and I’m just like, if your on 24/7 oxygen you’re in a wheelchair. you are not dancing. you are not walking around school or wherever she is walking around. if you are…

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

cfgirlflying:

You know you have awesome friends when you start coughing super hard and none of them bat an eye.

andiemw:

So many reasons to love Olivia Wilde.